Having fun

Sun May 18, 2008 4:38 pm (PDT)
Folks lets have a bit of relaxation. Take this quiz and see if you are astaunch democrat or anti-democrat:



1. To strengthen PPP we need to do one of the following:

a. Let every member drink Milo;

b. Offer malunggay leaves to everyone;

c. Impose the reading of the works of Marx, Lenin, Mao Ze Dong books;

d. Stop talking about PPP and help the Republicans of USA win elections;

e. Make all the members of PPP come home and recruit members in theHomeland.

f. Raise funds to support recruitment by selling fans containing the logoPPP and the caption: "PPP, Juday's Party! Support Us!"



2. To solve the country's problems, do which one?

a. Have a snap presidential election;

b. Go to Boracay and have a lazy weekend;

c. Build a monument for all the heroes in front of DPWH, the most corruptdepartment;

d. Meet with all the bank hold-uppers and tell them to point their gunsat all corrupt officials;

e. Sing Lupang Hinirang in front of every government office, and have abanner: "Oy, pera namin yan. Walang kurakutan!"

f. Have a signature campaign and make GMA remove herself from Malacanang.



3. To solve the war in Iraq, what do we do?

a. Sign peace all over Washington D.C.

b. Sign peace all around UN premises in NYC.

c. Draw pictures of Muslim women and children at every bus stop

d. Put up statistics of the number of Filipinos killed in Middle East wars.

e. Put up statistics of the number of soldiers killed, by nationality in theIraqui war;f. Draw the face of Bush praying for Sadam Hussein's soul